Praise "Bob"!

The proto-Overman knows that his foes are the Conspiracy dupes who DROOL. Half of them are stupider than AVERAGE and the rest are hurrying to catch UP! They will see their cities fall like children's BLOCKS! The Conspiracy geeks are the HERD, the FACELESS MASS! Those sorry Mediocretins! The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Conspiracy dupes have not that Sacred Dobbshead . . . like useless lemmings, they laugh at the Word of "Bob," or stare like CATTLE, and like cattle they are the FAILED PATH, the REJECTS! Accept "Bob"! Stop thinking! Unless you WANT to! Fight the Hell Creatures! Remember, the "rantings" of the inspired Overman-to-be - even in the LIMITED understanding given to the filthy "Bobbies" - is UNKNOWABLE! But "Bob" still is our defense against the demonic subterranean Deros! Reveling in a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS, the proto-Overman GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Conspiracy geeks. He SPITS in the FACE of Nhee Ghee and the pathetic Hell Creatures. Yes, he will survive the worst that the godLIKE subterranean Deros can do!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?
Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?
Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?